EWOT Goggles - 12/4

Our futon broke! This sucks because now we have this piece of (essentially) junk in the middle of our room. It seems easy to fix: just pick up some screws and bolts from ACE and fix the damn thing. But, as college students, the opportunity cost of going to the store to actually pick them up and then to later reassemble the thing is exponentially high. Whether we like it or not, there are so many other things that we'd rather be doing that going to the store is like going to war or something. Not to mention, we're mad poor and while the monetary cost is extremely low and insignificant, the combination of that and the non-monetary costs creates a blockade of cost that we'd rather not endure. If only we could magically summon the bolts and have a guy fix the futon for us. I'll look into it....